![]() ![]() The closest thing AQDubz ever came to adding actual gameplay would be when hentai-lolicon animator Milton Pool now known as Nulgath, tried to create his own area hoping to make the game a little less gay. Every enhancement except for luck is pointless and blows more chunks out the ass then a cholera infected infant in Zimbabwe.Ī HURR DURRN GOOD EXAMPLE OF HOW TO USE LUCK ENH, INSTANT 17K PLZ Don't ever listen to this flaming lying pile of goose shit as each class is best with all luck enhancements which just so happen to be sold by the big green mutton chop wearing faggot Cysero himself. Some smart and clever AQW players that taught themselves how to read and write (a rare happening on AQdubz) have made "Class Builds and Recommendations" guides on forums. Instead you are able to enhance these worthless pieces of shit and data by purchasing level related "Enhancements". All armor is purely aesthetic and by no means does anything to protect your sorry ass from anything from dragon fire to the level 100 lag monster in every room. All of the items in game do the same damage from fucking dildo cunt sausage-chucks to the almighty beta blue balls star sword. The quest lines are usually boring and completable within 15 minutes of starting a new area. ![]() The cardboard cut out/brain-dead NPCs that give the shitty quests don't even look at you or move for fear of being charged AC taxes like the players. The game is composed primarily of doing quests that are meant to be "fun", except you end up having to kill the same mofo over again 20 times to pick up the "differently titled" shit they crapped out. The characters are made of 2D sprites that run up and down the screen while their legs move in an awkward forward motion. Other then that, the characters run in some demonic sideways form to make up for the lack of 3D space.ĪQworlds also shows the most advanced security system on the internet, which is made up of schoolyard tactics of bluffing in the design notes, which is also full of shameless self advertisement on pretty much every site you can think of.ĪQWorlds is a flash based game with graphics only toddlers could love. The game has a very special kind of humor, much like an adult or FBI agent trying to relate to 4channers.ĭespite the fact that it's totally flash based they manage to lag your four thousand dollar PC more than Crysis just by adding a handful of pets into the game. These are actual kids, so destroy them before they can evolve into their teenager form. AQW is also a crowd space for many scene kids, skater kids, trolls and pedobear. Their scheme rivals the sub-prime mortgage loan scams of Wells Fargo and AIG except they trick small children into buying "Membership" and "Adventure Coins" instead of ghetto black people! The Staff makes you think you're paying for an MMORPG, when you're really paying for a dress up chat room full of trolls!ĪQWorlds is irreplaceable amongst the gaming community, and is played by over four people. Then we'll suck away the few dollars they have!" and at the moment of agreement amongst the Jewish community, AQWorlds was born. ![]() "We'll pose as a free flash MMORPG and lure in all the poor kids who can't afford World of Warcraft. "I have one of the greatest money grubbing idea's jewkind has had since banks!" Announced Artix to his legion of scam artists. It was a dark and stormy night in the secret underground facility and the AE team made up of evil jews were scheming as usual. "The money goes in, but it doesn't come out!"
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